It takes two

It takes two. Two what? Two realities But there can only be one, right? Wrong. You might only have one reality, but yours may be different from theirs. This is what it takes to be in a secret relationship with someone of the same sex. Although, I suppose this is what it takes to be…

All I Wanna See My Ex be is Miserable

I know we all, at a deep and fundamental level, feel this way. Voetsek with anyone who is on that “I wish them all the best” bullshit. Cos we know how we do the Brenda Fassie jive when we hear about their failed marriages, relationships, work. I know it cannot just be me. On a…

Swiping Right

Meet Adam. Deadly handsome. Funny. Smart. White. Successful. Adam. On a half-ass date we say good night, no kiss. A hug. An awkward hug, and we leave. Then I get that text later on, “I should have kissed you”— hamba, you fuck boy. But don’t hamba just yet, cos I low key wanna vray you too….